Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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