party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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