chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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