We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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