i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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