Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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