I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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