please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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