WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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