I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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