even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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