sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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