i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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