It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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