Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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