She said her name was "party"
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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