Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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