spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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