Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize