You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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