I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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