At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
50% drunk capacity currently
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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