i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ambien. No doubt about it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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