So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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