Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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