What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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