Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He kissed a someone with a penis
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
