how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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