I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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