We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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