Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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