didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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