Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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