if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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