I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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