She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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