If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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