Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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