i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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