If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Ketchup is God's man juice
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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