i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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