This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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