How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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