brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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