i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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