yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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