He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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