She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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