Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
