i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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