my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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