Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize
