I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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